Baby Making Hair

I went to get my hair cut and colored on Saturday. Since I was going to be there for a while, I brought some knitting with me. My hairdresser asked me what I was making, so I showed her. It's a cute baby outfit so I explained that it wasn't for me, but for a friend. Then she asked something about us and babies and I said that we were working on it. So then she replied that she was going to give me "baby making hair". Right, as if the hair is what the problem was. :)